Ya Gotta Love George

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Ya Gotta Love George

YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN

by: George Carlin

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George
Carlin.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some
mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it tha! t way!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a
smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized,
and does not entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it
in English.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and
where they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever
canceled Jerry Springer.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about
it.

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty
years In the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any
witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up
already.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse
Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of
the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I think cops have the right to pull you over if you're breaking
the law, regardless of what color you are.

And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license.
I think it's good..... and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money. I
think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you !
deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for
the next four years.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it
takes two parents.

And what is going on with gas prices... again?

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you
know.

We need our country back!

We NEED GOD BACK IN OUR COUNTRY!

Uploaded by: MARKLAW62

Category: Other & Random

Date: 05/22/06

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by pixiedust_k Mon May 22 06:19:51 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Thought you might like to know George didn't write this one. While I agree with several things in it, I'm a stickler about getting it right. It was originally titled I'm a Bad Republican and was posted on a website called FreeRepublic.com in response to another post on that website entitled How to be a Good Republican. ;-)

by Sgnatiuk Wed May 24 12:25:07 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Your god or my God back in our country? Or for that matter, my Gods? Do I have a god? Is there a god? Who judges whos God/Gods should be where?

by Vasiliki Thu Jul 13 12:27:33 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Outsude of the gun thing, I one hundred percent agree with you, qnd it is about damn time someone verbalize the thoughts of millions of Americans!!! ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)