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~~~~~ BIG FAT TOMCAT~~~~~~
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Two robins were sitting in a tree. "I'm really hungry," said the
first one.
"Me too" said the second. "Lets fly down and find some lunch."
They flew to the ground and found a nice plot of plowed ground
full of worms. They ate and ate and ate 'til they could eat no
more.
"I'm so full I don't think I can fly back up to the tree," said
the first one.
"Me either. Let's just lay here and bask in the warm sun." said
the second.
"O.K." said the first.
They plopped down, basking in the sun. No sooner had they fallen
asleep, than a big fat tomcat snuck up and gobbled them up.
As he sat washing his face after his meal, he thought,
first one.
"Me too" said the second. "Lets fly down and find some lunch."
They flew to the ground and found a nice plot of plowed ground
full of worms. They ate and ate and ate 'til they could eat no
more.
"I'm so full I don't think I can fly back up to the tree," said
the first one.
"Me either. Let's just lay here and bask in the warm sun." said
the second.
"O.K." said the first.
They plopped down, basking in the sun. No sooner had they fallen
asleep, than a big fat tomcat snuck up and gobbled them up.
As he sat washing his face after his meal, he thought,
"I love baskin' robins."
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