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                 NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION

This is probably the best e-mail I've seen in a long,  long time. The
following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Aye from GA.
This guy should run for President one day...

"We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone
get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our
nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of
debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren,
hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense
guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other
liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole
lot of  people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they
require a Bill of NON-Rights."


ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any
other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but
no one is guaranteeing anything.



ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is
based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You
may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different  opinion, etc; but
the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.


ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a
screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more  careful, do not expect the tool
manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.


ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and  housing. Americans
are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in
need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after
generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the
creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes. (This one  is
my pet peeve...get an education and go  to work....don't expect everyone
else to take care of you!)


ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health
care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public
housing, we're just not interested in public health  care.


ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If
you kidnap, rape, intentionally  maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised
if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair!


ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you
rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be
surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where
you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.


ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All  of us sure want you
to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect
you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational
training laid before you to make yourself useful. (AMEN!)

ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness.  Being an American means
that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot
easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic  laws created
by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.

ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We  don't care where you are
from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came
from! (lastly....)

ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or
heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yet,
you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith
at all; with no fear of persecution.

The phrase "IN GOD WE TRUST" is part of our heritage and history, and if you
are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH!!!!

If you agree, share this with a friend. No, you don't have to, and nothing
tragic will befall you if you don't. I just think it's about time common
sense is allowed to flourish. Sensible people of the United States speak out
because if you do not, who will.