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Date: 05/12/06
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Laura53's avatar by Laura53 Fri May 12 15:40:32 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-O :-D :-D

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justin107d's avatar by justin107d Fri May 12 15:42:13 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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Mr. tinkles's avatar by Mr. tinkles Fri May 12 15:56:43 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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tullcat's avatar by tullcat Fri May 19 05:58:49 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Funny! :-D

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stevestick's avatar by stevestick Fri May 19 20:00:06 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

loving this clip! ;-) :-* :-D

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tosotoso's avatar by tosotoso Tue May 23 08:17:49 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Diamonds, the most soothing of balms... :-D

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tullcat's avatar by tullcat Fri May 26 05:17:54 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D Chuckle, chuckle. :-D

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Lazer's avatar by Lazer Fri May 26 06:21:01 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Bill knows where to get the good stuff :-D :-D

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joyann's avatar by joyann Sun May 28 10:46:39 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

LMAO :-D :-D

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papaof3's avatar by papaof3 Fri Jun 09 23:33:37 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D Only 3 carats because he was afraid she might throw it back at him. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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Green_Pees's avatar by Green_Pees Sat Aug 12 10:53:01 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

nasty nasty 8-| :-(

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johngelgut's avatar by johngelgut Wed Jan 17 16:32:52 PST 2007 (21 months ago)

Which one is really worth the 3-Karat Diamond??? :-D :-D :-D

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schlimme's avatar by schlimme Tue Feb 06 06:06:18 PST 2007 (20 months ago)

:-) :-) not a bad payoff! ;-)

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hunterr0's avatar by hunterr0 Fri Mar 09 08:55:16 PST 2007 (19 months ago)

Can I see the zales man please :-D

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