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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10
(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10
Some one I want and like Jeff 12
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10
(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
--Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
Freddie is stupid when you are at least 25 Jeff 12
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8
When they have the same kids Jeff 12
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
(1) Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8
They Love each other Jeff 12
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10
You have to make a good impression and listen Jeff 12
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9
Try to get out by making up a story Jeff 12
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
(1) When they're rich
-- Pam, age 7
(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
-- Curt, age 7
(3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8
It is not the law you have to be 18 Curt you are stupid when you know them a long enough time and love each other Jeff 12
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
(1) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have s * x with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
-- Theodore, age 8
(2) Its better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
Married is better Jeff 12
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
(1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8
Every one would probly find a way to be togetether Jeff 12
And the #1 Favourite is.......
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky, age 10
Whos wife looks like a truck I feel sorry for him you say nice thing and nothing behind her back Jeff 12
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Comments (Add Comment)
Alan (keep the chips and dip coming) and Anita (boys need someone to clean up after them) need to hook up.
replyVery Cute. ;-) ;-) :-D :-D
replyKids do say the darnest things don't they?!! lol :-) :-D ;-)
replyA classic! :-D :-D :-D :-*
replyOutta the mouthes of babes - I love 'em!! :-D :-D :-D :-*
reply:-D :-D :-D SO CLASSIC,TRULY EPIC!! :-D :-D :-D
replySmart boy that Ricky :-D :-D :-D
reply:-) :-) :-D
replyjeff is a douche
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