Jibs so far:

5

Jabs so far:

1

80 year old Maude and Mabel are outside their nursing home,
having a drink and a smoke, when suddenly it starts to rain.
Maude pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her
cigarette and continues to smoke in the rain.

What in the hell is that asks Mabel, "A condom" responded
Maude, "this way my cigarette doesn't get wet"
"Where did you find this condom" asked Mabel, "you can get
condoms in any drugstore" answers Maude.

The next day Mabel hobbles herself into the local drugstore and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
Astonished and obviously a little surprised given Mabel's age,
the PHARMACIST asks what brand of condoms she prefers,
"doesn't matter sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted.