Genie in Pakistan

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While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle, in his path, and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"

Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything."

The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you."

The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side. His privates were gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.

Uploaded by: barbikins

Category: Other & Random

Date: 04/30/06

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by straw04 Sun Apr 30 16:26:33 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Gee, that's too bad! :-D :-D :-D

by NormaJean Sun Apr 30 21:46:14 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D got what he asked for ... American women are evil!

by Cat333 Tue Jun 13 17:11:55 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D LOVE IT!! GO GENIE!!! :-D :-D :-D

by m0reese Tue Jun 13 18:54:03 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-O :-) 8-| ;-) :-D :-D

by schlimme Wed Jun 14 06:33:43 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

He is also just! :-D :-D :-D :-*

by Laura53 Wed Jun 14 17:10:45 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D ;-) :-D :-D :-D

by straw04 Wed Jun 14 18:34:21 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D Excellent! ;-)

by stevestick Fri Jun 16 09:25:50 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Oh Meg if I did'nt know you as a kind hearted soul this one would of really scared me! ;-) :-* :-* :-D :-D :-D

by daddywags3 Sat Jun 17 19:50:21 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D Poor Osama! NOT! :-D :-D :-D

by roessner1016 Fri Sep 08 12:35:59 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Growing up, I watched a TV Show called "I Dream of Genie" and privately wondered what life would've been like if a real genie ever came into my life. If you've ever wondered what would happen if a genie ever visited... Osama Bin Laden... check this one out!

by retired914 Mon Oct 02 15:02:02 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D

by ZATTAZ Sun Oct 22 10:39:24 PDT 2006 (23 months ago)

:-* :-* :-* :-* COULD NOT HAVE HAPPEND TO A BETTER GUY! THERES AN IDEA DRESS HIM AS A GUY AND PUT HIM ON THE BONFIRE ON GUY FAWKES NIGHT!! (REMEMBER, REMEMBER THE FIFTH OF NOVEMBER. GUN POWDER TREASON AND PLOT!!!!) :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D