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George Bush, Dick Cheney, and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One.
The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles,and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."
The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."
Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot,
"Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 56 million people really happy."
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Comments (Add Comment)
:-D :-D lol
reply:-D Gotta love the pilot :-D
replyIf only it could happen..
reply;-) Oh...This is classic!!! I give that pilot my vote!!!!! :-* :-D :-D :-D
reply:-D
replyPlese do it, Mr. Pilot! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-*
replyChuckle, chuckle!! :-D :-D :-D
reply:-D :-D i second that vote..... :-D :-D :-D
replyI agree with straw! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
reply:-D :-D :-D sooooooooooooooooo very true
replyI agree with terry love that pilot
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