Jibs so far:

9

Jabs so far:

2

A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and he's
sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy
asks "How will I recognize him?"

That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment."

So, the midget shows up, and the guy askshim if he's
looking for a male or female horse.

"A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly.

"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?

So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the
horse's eyes the once over.

"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So he picks the
little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.

"Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"? The rancher is
gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks
him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.

"Nice mouf, can I see her twat"?

Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs
him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far
as he can up the horse's twat, pulls him out and slams
him on the ground.

The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.

"Perhapth I should rephrase that; Can I thee her wun
awound a widdlebit"?

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