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Uploaded by: jcapps
Category: Other & Random
Date: 01/26/06
Views: 8,174
Description: Who HASN'T experienced this?!?!

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rchiersch's avatar by rchiersch Thu Jan 26 15:13:39 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

I get that without the flu...

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heartbroke8's avatar by heartbroke8 Fri Jan 27 19:25:42 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-*

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bigbill947's avatar by bigbill947 Wed Feb 08 08:50:41 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-|

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mofmars3's avatar by mofmars3 Fri Feb 10 15:45:25 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D Hello...Would you please listen to the funniest thing I have ever come across?...If you agree, I ask you to consider giving me one of your fan votes...I'm a human and civil rights activist and very worried for the future of our children...I promise, if I should win, every cent will be given to the organization you are invited to join when you see my profile...Should you feel you have a good chance and need one of mine, just ask

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goodeidea's avatar by goodeidea Sun Feb 12 13:59:00 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D This is funny..sounds like the cdc to me. :-D :-D :-D :-D

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CraigJanssen's avatar by CraigJanssen Tue Feb 14 09:36:18 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D

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NormaJean's avatar by NormaJean Thu Feb 16 00:55:50 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D

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NormaJean's avatar by NormaJean Sat Feb 18 17:44:22 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D Very funny

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marymcc55@cox.net's avatar by marymcc55@cox.net Mon Feb 20 12:00:26 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D

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NormaJean's avatar by NormaJean Tue Feb 21 02:15:51 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D

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kimben26's avatar by kimben26 Thu Feb 23 23:21:45 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

I was wondering what they were! :-D :-D

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TexarkanaBaby's avatar by TexarkanaBaby Fri Feb 24 09:34:23 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D check out my joke box for the latest CDC warning about the new disease Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him)! :-D :-D

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crazy_lady's avatar by crazy_lady Sat Feb 25 12:07:18 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

8-| :-D

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tnsilverlady's avatar by tnsilverlady Mon Feb 27 17:26:45 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D a good one........

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Joker's avatar by Joker Tue Feb 28 11:55:36 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-| But only after the cars been washed,

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crazy_lady's avatar by crazy_lady Fri Mar 03 23:42:47 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D

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Cat333's avatar by Cat333 Tue Mar 28 08:15:32 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D

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tomyolch's avatar by tomyolch Fri Mar 31 17:31:06 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D LOL

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Lazer's avatar by Lazer Sat Apr 01 14:39:37 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D

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rainydog's avatar by rainydog Mon Apr 10 11:11:43 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

This is true. Judy and I were going north on A1A last year on our way to the house and above us flew a flock of pellicans and when they were over head they let it all loose and it seemed like cows were flying over. It splattered the whole car like cow patties. I had to wash the car when I got home. Just think what if Judy and I were in her corvette with the top down. Now I always look up when driving on A1A along the coast for would be bombers. I fear pelicans and sea gulls more than I do terrorists. ;-) ;-) ;-) :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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