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Uploaded by: jagoddess
Category: Other & Random
Date: 01/26/06
Views: 1,475
Description: ethnic humor

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NormaJean's avatar by NormaJean Thu Apr 13 07:08:16 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D lol

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stevestick's avatar by stevestick Fri Apr 28 20:28:24 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Damnit! my taxes oh shit! :-D :-D

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twinnie9321's avatar by twinnie9321 Sat Jun 17 19:57:18 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

how true! ;-) ;-)

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lafalot's avatar by lafalot Sun Sep 10 12:27:29 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Yes, I'm sure they would be able to squeeze the last drop out of anyone or anything! :-D :-D

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terry's avatar by terry Sun Sep 10 15:14:28 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Yeah, they're even good at getting blood out of a rock :-@ :-D :-D :-D

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schlimme's avatar by schlimme Sun Sep 10 17:20:38 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-| that's how they work! :-D :-D

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knytflyer's avatar by knytflyer Mon Apr 16 00:15:17 PDT 2007 (18 months ago)

Another time sensitive joke..... :-D :-D :-D

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pizano's avatar by pizano Mon Apr 16 11:25:43 PDT 2007 (18 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D ...but it keeps coming back to haunt us every year. :-(

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mileslong's avatar by mileslong Mon Apr 16 16:18:12 PDT 2007 (18 months ago)

hell, i'm suprised blood didn't come out of the lemon :-(

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barbikins's avatar by barbikins Mon Apr 16 21:46:37 PDT 2007 (18 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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Silver Rose's avatar by Silver Rose Wed Apr 18 15:13:43 PDT 2007 (18 months ago)

Sour joke, dude. :-D :-D :-D :-D

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