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by NormaJean Thu Apr 13 07:08:16 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)
:-D :-D lol
by stevestick Fri Apr 28 20:28:24 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)
Damnit! my taxes oh shit! :-D :-D
by twinnie9321 Sat Jun 17 19:57:18 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)
how true! ;-) ;-)
by lafalot Sun Sep 10 12:27:29 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)
Yes, I'm sure they would be able to squeeze the last drop out of anyone or anything! :-D :-D
by terry Sun Sep 10 15:14:28 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)
Yeah, they're even good at getting blood out of a rock :-@ :-D :-D :-D
by schlimme Sun Sep 10 17:20:38 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)
:-| that's how they work! :-D :-D
by knytflyer Mon Apr 16 00:15:17 PDT 2007 (18 months ago)
Another time sensitive joke..... :-D :-D :-D
by pizano Mon Apr 16 11:25:43 PDT 2007 (18 months ago)
:-D :-D :-D ...but it keeps coming back to haunt us every year. :-(
by mileslong Mon Apr 16 16:18:12 PDT 2007 (18 months ago)
hell, i'm suprised blood didn't come out of the lemon :-(
by barbikins Mon Apr 16 21:46:37 PDT 2007 (18 months ago)
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
by Silver Rose Wed Apr 18 15:13:43 PDT 2007 (18 months ago)
Sour joke, dude. :-D :-D :-D :-D
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:-D :-D lol
replyDamnit! my taxes oh shit! :-D :-D
replyhow true! ;-) ;-)
replyYes, I'm sure they would be able to squeeze the last drop out of anyone or anything! :-D :-D
replyYeah, they're even good at getting blood out of a rock :-@ :-D :-D :-D
reply:-| that's how they work! :-D :-D
replyAnother time sensitive joke..... :-D :-D :-D
reply:-D :-D :-D ...but it keeps coming back to haunt us every year. :-(
replyhell, i'm suprised blood didn't come out of the lemon :-(
reply:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
replySour joke, dude. :-D :-D :-D :-D
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