A VOICE FROM THE BACK PEW

Jokebox

Jibs so far:: 9

Jabs so far:: 1

A VOICE FROM THE BACK PEW.

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the
congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule
that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.

After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the Congregation decided
to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. There was much
yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were
costing the church.

Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, "Children are a
gift from God," he said. Silence fell on the congregation.

In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice
said, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it,
we wear rubbers."

And the congregation said, "Amen.

Uploaded by: DeAngelis

Category: Other & Random

Date: 01/26/06

Description:

Comments (Add Comment)

by CraigJanssen Wed Feb 01 18:56:59 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D Too funny!

by suesjnk1 Thu Feb 16 11:52:16 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D

by NormaJean Sat Feb 18 23:08:24 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D lol

by laynerl Fri Feb 24 08:09:26 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D

by DAWNESROMEO Tue Feb 28 22:19:00 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D

by kimben26 Wed Mar 01 20:35:48 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

I love it! :-D :-D

by schlimme Sat Mar 25 08:52:19 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D

by airwaytitans Thu Apr 13 19:43:25 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D

by barbikins Thu Apr 13 23:41:21 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D ;-)

by mwvixen Tue Oct 10 05:19:31 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

When it rains, it pours! ;-)

by hunterr0 Tue Oct 10 07:44:19 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Now that is a prophylactically correct statement!! When I had children there was always Pew from the back. Vix. I love this joke, it was sainted in the hall of joculation!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D

by papaof3 Thu Oct 12 23:02:41 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D From as far back as I can remember, mom always said "wear your rubbers to school today, it looks stormy. :-D :-D :-D ;-) ;-) :-* :-* :-* :-*

by mwvixen Thu Oct 12 23:45:34 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

8-| :-D Was Stormy your girlfriend's name??? :-* :-*

by tomyolch Sun Oct 15 14:51:54 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)