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Date: 01/26/06
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cynicdad's avatar by cynicdad Mon Jan 30 16:55:06 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-( It's too old.

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TexarkanaBaby's avatar by TexarkanaBaby Tue Feb 14 23:45:15 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

it was new to me! :-D and I had to squint to read it :-D :-D

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tullcat's avatar by tullcat Wed Feb 15 06:03:05 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

That's frickin' brilliant...I'm gonna put it on a t-shirt.

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NormaJean's avatar by NormaJean Thu Feb 16 07:53:39 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D

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suesjnk1's avatar by suesjnk1 Fri Feb 17 03:46:55 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D

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kimben26's avatar by kimben26 Sun Feb 26 18:34:48 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

Who thinks of these things? :-D :-D

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Mr_Mike's avatar by Mr_Mike Fri May 05 06:47:25 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

My eyesight has gone downhill over the past couple years...somebody needs to translate this for me. ;-)

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burninflames666's avatar by burninflames666 Mon May 15 09:54:56 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

no sex causes bad eyes :-) :-) :-)

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sora1720's avatar by sora1720 Mon May 15 14:37:09 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

lol funny :-D :-D

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ms_peach's avatar by ms_peach Mon May 29 17:40:47 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

dude, i don't get it.... :-(

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justin107d's avatar by justin107d Thu Jun 01 12:50:31 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

that took me a while lol :-D

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funnyman141's avatar by funnyman141 Mon Jun 26 08:50:52 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-O ;-) It says no sex causes bad eyes the black are the letters :-D :-D :-D :-D :-) :-D :-D ;-)

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SianChloe12's avatar by SianChloe12 Fri Sep 29 09:59:59 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

This just made myhead hurt........ :-(

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Wassupnow's avatar by Wassupnow Thu Nov 30 15:00:33 PST 2006 (22 months ago)

8-|

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colotama's avatar by colotama Thu Nov 30 08:35:38 PST 2006 (22 months ago)

Ha ha ha you really have to do that to

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schlimme's avatar by schlimme Fri Dec 08 08:53:02 PST 2006 (22 months ago)

:-( i thought everything was looking a little blurry... :-D :-D

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jararmando's avatar by jararmando Sat Dec 09 17:11:09 PST 2006 (22 months ago)

IF you pull on the sides of your eyes like you're asian it works too ;-)

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Betty_Jo's avatar by Betty_Jo Sat Mar 03 06:56:49 PST 2007 (19 months ago)

:-O :-O No wonder I can't see! :-O :-D ;-)

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mgaberseck's avatar by mgaberseck Sat Mar 03 08:23:26 PST 2007 (19 months ago)

:-D I had that on a ball cap once. :-D :-D :-D

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