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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face
was
severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't
graft any
skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered
to donate
some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the
doctor
felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The
husband and
wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came
from, and
they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all,
this was
a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone
was
astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he
ever had
before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his
youthful
beauty!!
One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with
emotion at her
sacrifice. He said, "Honey, I just want to thank you for
everything you
did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
"My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time
I see
your mother kiss you on the cheek."
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BBQ Man
Category:
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Date:
04/07/06
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reply:-O :-D :-D :-D Kind of goes right along with my jokes about the labia/ears ( Secret Surgery) Funny!
replyOUCH! :-) ;-) :-D :-D
reply:-D :-D :-D :-D Ouch!
reply8-| 8-| That would be so nice. :-D :-D :-D
replyOh my god good thing is was not foreskin:the prepuce of the penis., every time he rubbed his face it would get bigger :-O :-O :-O
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