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Sarah Palin's Song. Doin' what the Lo...
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Category:
Politics & Government
Date:
10/21/08
Views:
1,618
Description:
A parody,to be sung to the tune of "Doin' what comes natur'lly", from the Broadway musical "Annie Get Your Gun", music and original lyrics by Irving Berlin. New lyrics by Gregory Bachelis. Here are the lyrics.
Folks are scared I’m not prepared
To govern if elected
But I’ll make a great V. P.
Doin’ what the Lord tells me
(Doin’ what the Lord tells her)
Gals like me could never see
The point of facts and figures
I’ve done well politic’lly
Doin’ what the Lord tells me
(Doin’ what the Lord tells her)
You don’t have to know much foreign affairs
When you can see Russia from your front porch stairs
From my earliest days in the PTA
Religious/social issues were my forte'
God advises me
(God advises her)
We have more oil than Texas, and as gov'nor of my state
I taxed oil's excess profits, which the voters thought was great
'Cause I was mayor of Wa sill ah, I don't need to look brainy
And by gosh I hope to be, as good a veep as Cheney
(as good a veep as Cheney)
As you know, the saying goes
The Devil's in the details
That's why I just let them be
Doin’ instead what God tells me
(Doin’ instead what God tells her)
Be not afraid, we've got it made
McCain and I are mavericks
I will help him fix D.C.
Doin’ what the Lord tells me
(Doin’ what the Lord tells her)
Comments (Add Comment)
THIS ROCKS!!!!!!!! The most accurate depiction of Sarah Palin I've seen. Hiding behind the facade that she believes in God! She has mastered cloaking her ignorance on certain issues with lies that compliment her.
replyThank you. I wish someone could sing it.
replywhat a talking, empty head. nice find.
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