by derlehrer
Tue Nov 18 10:30:51 PST 2008 (2 weeks ago)
Here's another one: When she whirls around in front of you and says, "Honey, Look! I think I've lost ten pounds!" Don't say, "Turn around again; I think I found them!"
by jeffreysome
Tue Nov 18 11:20:01 PST 2008 (2 weeks ago)
My Buddy was over and complimented my wife's outfit. I just had to repeat an old Milton Berle line and "She always dresses to "Kill" and "Cooks" the same way too. My black eye is healing now!!!
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I had this one loaded too - I laugh every time I see it ;-) jibbed
replyHere's another one: When she whirls around in front of you and says, "Honey, Look! I think I've lost ten pounds!" Don't say, "Turn around again; I think I found them!"
replyMy Buddy was over and complimented my wife's outfit. I just had to repeat an old Milton Berle line and "She always dresses to "Kill" and "Cooks" the same way too. My black eye is healing now!!!
replySorry, I think that was Henny Youngman!!
Funny song!
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