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Uploaded by: RADDS
Category: Other & Random
Date: 03/28/06
Views: 260
Description: Filler-In

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tullcat's avatar by tullcat Tue Mar 28 08:56:28 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

cat.....sleep all day, cruise all night and, when I'm done with my misbehaving, come home to cuddles and cream.

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RADDS's avatar by RADDS Tue Mar 28 09:30:11 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

Scorpion .... sting the people who step to me on the wrong foot ;-)

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schlimme's avatar by schlimme Tue Mar 28 10:10:27 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

a giant goose over the whitehouse so i could................. ;-) :-D :-D

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pixiedust_k's avatar by pixiedust_k Tue Mar 28 10:10:37 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

only for one day? i have my whole next life planned out. i'm going to be a bear. you're supposed to be fat, you don't have to shave your legs, if your partner gets on your nerves you slap him, your babies come out the size of walnuts while you're sleeping, and when you first wake up and see your children they're already several months old and can feed themselves.

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RADDS's avatar by RADDS Tue Mar 28 18:58:26 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

LOL @ the Pixie! I hear ya! ;-)

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emilys's avatar by emilys Tue Mar 28 20:29:02 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

A bird so i could fly and ...

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kitkat9321's avatar by kitkat9321 Tue Sep 05 18:44:27 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

I have to agree with tullcat; being a cat is always the life I have dreamed to have. :-D :-D :-* :-*

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