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If laughter is the best medicine . . . this will keep us all in good health for a good while to come. 

China is getting ready for  the Olympics and a lot of English signs are appearing all around, here  are some examples.  

It  would be, once you start chewing on it 

Now we know what  DOG sauce is 

A  separate entrance for the Ho, why didn't I think of  that!

Is  there beer on the floor? 

Go over there to die,  please. Thank you. 

Sucking pigeon, head from ducks- I wonder what the chicken does?

This  is a complicated cake, so you don't want to ask 
what's  in it, it is just complicated!!! 

Sounds  better than canned water doesn't it? 

Here,  crippie, take my seat! 

Weird, because  horsebeans sound delicious 

We  are against plastic bag abuse! 

The  dork is delicious, not too sure about the  barboo..

What  ever you do, don't blench & reach...

I  wouldn't tickle this one 

If  there's one thing we don't need help with... 

Look  up and down the aisle twice before  proceeding... 

This  is the entrance for The Majesty, 
it  is called 'Enterness' for Your Highness!! 

Just  eat! You don't want know what is Acid  Food!!! 

Not nice. Some of my  best friends are liquor heads! 

Compact  but not very smooth... 

Please  carefully fall into the river Ok? Don't fall in a haste! 

Self  Terminating Machine, this is where you would go to, if you want to commit  suicide! 

New Basketball  game will be introduced 
this  coming Olympics