Jibs so far:

3

Jabs so far:

1

      Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs

      and make love,' and you answer,

      'Pick one; I can't do both!'

      'OLD' IS WHEN...

      Your friends compliment you

      on your new alligator shoes

      and you're barefoot.

      'OLD' IS WHEN...

      A sexy babe catches your fancy

      and your pacemaker opens the garage door,

      'OLD' IS WHEN...

      Going braless

      pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

      'OLD' IS WHEN...

      You don't care where your spouse goes,

      just as long as you don't have to go along.

      'OLD' IS WHEN...

       You are cautioned to slow down by the      doctor instead of by the police