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NZ judge backs girl over 'embarrassing' name

 (CNN) -- A New Zealand judge has made a 9-year-old girl a ward of the court so that her name can be changed from Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii, the country's national news agency reported Thursday.

Family Court Judge Rob Murfitt listed a series of unusual names that New Zealand parents had given their children, and said he was concerned that such strange monikers would create hurdles for them as they grew up.

"It makes a fool of the child and sets her up with a social disability and handicap," the New Zealand Press Association quoted the judge as saying.

Among the names Murfitt cited: twins named Benson and Hedges -- after a brand of cigarettes; Violence; and Number 16 Bus Shelter.

Some parents had named children after six-cylinder Ford cars, the news agency reported.

The Registrar General of Births, Deaths and Marriages said in a statement that it had rejected names including Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Stallion, Twisty Poi -- a staple food in Polynesian cuisine -- and Sex Fruit.

A lawyer for Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii said the girl is so embarrassed by her name that friends know her as "K."

Last month, an judge in the U.S. state of Illinois allowed a school bus driver to legally change his first name to "In God" and his last name to "We Trust."

But an appeals court in the state of New Mexico ruled against a man -- named Variable -- who wanted to change his name to a two-word phrase that contains a four-letter expletive and expresses opposition to censorship.

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Date: 07/24/08
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Description: Aren't parents just wonderful?

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barbikins's avatar by barbikins Thu Jul 24 08:11:02 PDT 2008 (4 months ago)

When my mother was growing up some years ago, she knew a family who had a son and daughter, whose names were "Boy" and "Girl." This article kind of puts their parents to shame on unoriginality. Sheesh!

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pizano's avatar by pizano Thu Jul 24 11:00:45 PDT 2008 (4 months ago)

Let's face it, there are countless people out there who should NOT be parents!

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benjaminwolf's avatar by benjaminwolf Fri Jul 25 05:46:25 PDT 2008 (4 months ago)

Thanks! That is certainly apparent! ;-)

JimCervasi's avatar by JimCervasi Fri Jul 25 07:43:41 PDT 2008 (4 months ago)

Very interesting stuff, Benny Wolf!

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mgaberseck's avatar by mgaberseck Fri Jul 25 13:40:42 PDT 2008 (4 months ago)

About as bad as the old Johnny cash song "A Boy Named Sue"

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wise's avatar by wise Fri Jul 25 17:36:18 PDT 2008 (4 months ago)

I know a couple who named their child Luke Sky Walker. Poor kid.

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schlimme's avatar by schlimme Sun Jul 27 11:22:35 PDT 2008 (4 months ago)

oh, my lord.

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silentwolf's avatar by silentwolf Wed Jul 30 19:02:25 PDT 2008 (4 months ago)

Some people....should never breed....poor kid.....

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