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Senior Personal Ads
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Some "Senior" personal ads seen in
Florida newspapers:
(Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?)
FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.
MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks well.
(Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?)
FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.
MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks well.
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- Title
- New Year's Boobs
- Info
- Length: 1:03 | Views: 107
- Category
- Category: Sexy Funny
- Submitter
- Uploaded by skipro90 on 12/01/08
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- Title
- Christmas Boobs
- Info
- Length: 0:57 | Views: 245
- Category
- Category: Sexy Funny
- Submitter
- Uploaded by skipro90 on 12/01/08
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- Title
- Cheese that Matters
- Info
- Length: 3:42 | Views: 71
- Category
- Category: TV, Music & Movies
- Submitter
- Uploaded by schlimme on 12/01/08
- Jibs:
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- Title
- Cheney's Got A Gun
- Info
- Length: 0:00 | Views: 118
- Category
- Category: Parody & Spoofs
- Submitter
- Uploaded by blw866 on 12/01/08
- Jibs:
- 6
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- Title
- In The Dog House
- Info
- Length: 4:42 | Views: 73
- Category
- Category: Men & Women
- Submitter
- Uploaded by mgaberseck on 12/01/08
- Jibs:
- 5
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- Title
- Born Again Floozies
- Info
- Length: 3:25 | Views: 50
- Category
- Category: TV, Music & Movies
- Submitter
- Uploaded by schlimme on 12/01/08
- Jibs:
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- Title
- Goodnight, Sweetheart
- Info
- Length: 0:01 | Views: 68
- Category
- Category: TV, Music & Movies
- Submitter
- Uploaded by schlimme on 12/01/08
- Jibs:
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- Title
- She's got Freckles
- Info
- Length: 2:03 | Views: 307
- Category
- Category: Parody & Spoofs
- Submitter
- Uploaded by vsatter1 on 12/01/08
- Jibs:
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- Title
- Inside the JokeBox 2
- Info
- Length: 4:06 | Views: 112
- Category
- Category: Other & Random
- Submitter
- Uploaded by Just Cuz on 12/01/08
- Jibs:
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- Title
- Twelve Days of Christmas
- Info
- Length: 5:18 | Views: 433
- Category
- Category: Holiday
- Submitter
- Uploaded by schlimme on 12/01/08
- Jibs:
- 7
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