Jibs so far:

8

Jabs so far:

1

                           The Blonde Handy Woman

 A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money decided to hire herself out as a "Handywoman" and started canvassing the neighborhoods.

 She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said. "How much will you charge me?"

 The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"

 The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in t he garage.

 The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"

 He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"

 The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes ."

 A short time later, the blonde handywoman came to the door to collect her money.

"You finished already?" the husband asked.

 "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two coats - no extra charge."

 Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her.

 "And by the way," the blonde added .... "it's not a Porch -- it's a Lexus"