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The Lone Ranger & Tonto
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the
desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound
asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger
and says, "Kemosabe, look up to sky, what you
see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of
stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then
says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise,
it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the
morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small
and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a
beautiful day tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?"
"You dumber than buffalo s#!t. It means someone
stole tent. "
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