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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
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>Here is a little test that will help you decide.
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>The answer can be found by posing the following question:
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>You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
>children.
>Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
>locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,
>and charges at you.
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>You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You
>have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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>Democrats answer:
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>Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man
>look poor or
>oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to
>attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think?  What about the kids?
>Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his
>hand?
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>What does the law say about this situation?
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>Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a
>loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and
>to
>my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he
>definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
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>If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he
>was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We
>need to raise taxes, have paint and
>weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such
>behavior.
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>This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few
>days and try to come to a
>decision.
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>Republicans answer:
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>BANG!
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>Redneck's Answer:
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>BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! (Remember - one in the
>chamber)
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>Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
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>BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
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>Click, click (Sound of reloading and a safety being set)
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>Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
>Hollow Points?! '
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>Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
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>Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!