Jibs so far:

10

Jabs so far:

0

Whose playing the John Williams score from "Jaws" again?  

If you ever have emergency surgery don't have it at the winter home of the Barnum and Bailey circus city! 

If you had a choice which airline would you fly on?   

Don't you just hate those damn speed bumps they put all over the place! 

The local police had this place under close observation because they thought something else was going on inside! 

What do you want? He followed his boss's orders. Most employees wouldn't even put in the effort! 

Toilet training, huh? I'm perfectly happy pooping in my pants if you don't mind the smell!

Apparently, you ride this airplane on the outside like a rodeo star in Texas! (for TexarkanaBaby)

Heck, not bad for his first solo flight. I wonder if his instructor taught him this type of landing though. 

A photo you probably won't see in National Geographic magazine any time soon! 

Santa got run over by a reindeer...what? Change the words to my song because of what? I don't think so! 

Guido knew he needed glasses but he thought no one would suspect his sight was failing until that fateful pitcrew mishap!

Janis Joplin had an unusual wardrobe even at a young age. 

It figures, miles from any civilization, a McDonalds pops up! 

Any good guesses whose desk this was sitting on? 

Opus, you know the landlord doesn't like loud music being played!

At $145+ a barrel, this tree will be very expensive this year!

Missed the loading gate by that much!