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STUTTERING CAT

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A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says.

A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a Kitty-cat who stuttered,' she Volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked

The girl to describe the incident.

'Well,' she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler

that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over

The fence into our yard!

'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.

'It sure was,' said the little girl. 'My Kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff,

Fffff, Fffff'... And before he could

Say 'Fuck', the Rottweiler ate him

 

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Uploaded by: ProfessorX
Category: Animals & Nature
Date: 07/01/08
Views: 185
Description: the honesty of children...

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JimCervasi's avatar by JimCervasi Tue Jul 01 18:28:32 PDT 2008 (8 weeks ago)

I love this one, jibs and th..tha.than..thanks!

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mgaberseck's avatar by mgaberseck Wed Jul 02 13:39:54 PDT 2008 (8 weeks ago)

An oldie but goody - jibs ;-)

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jannyjay's avatar by jannyjay Wed Jul 09 13:54:00 PDT 2008 (7 weeks ago)

Good 'ern!! Jib

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