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A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours
and gets a horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is
promptly admitted after being diagnosed in the emergency room with
second-degree burns.
He was already starting to blister and in agony. The doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline and a sedative and a Viagra pill every four hours. The nurse, rather astounded, said, 'What good will Viagra do him?' The doctor replied, 'It will keep the sheets off his legs.' |
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Comments (Add Comment)
He must have a pretty big totem pole to keep sheets off of his body. Too bad you didn't enclose a photo with this joke! Jibs.
replyGoodness, Gracious, Great Balls of Fire!!
replyLet me guess, you're a Jerry Lee Lewis fan!
Very Funny
replyNow thats funny! *jibs*
replyAnd the COMMENTS were hilarious too! Jib.
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