Subject: MAXINE AND ALCOHOL:
Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself:
Man: 'May I buy you a cocktail?'
Maxine: 'No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs.'
Man: 'Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?'
Maxine: 'No, they spread.'










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Hey, that's not a bad idea! What? That's been tried before. Old Jimmy is always a day late and behind the times! Jibs.
replySeems to be true LOL
replyLOL That seems to go both ways! *jibs*
replyThanks, now you completely spoiled my upright image of her...pun intended..cheers.
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