Jibs so far:

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Jabs so far:

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A Couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the 
       Beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at 
       The beach almost every day. She wasn't unusual, nor 
       Was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; 
       She would approach people who were sitting on the 
       Beach, glance around furtively,then speak to them. 
 
       Generally, the people would respond negatively and she 
       Would wander off. But occasionally someone would nod 
       And there would be a quick exchange of money and 
       Something she carried in her bag. 
 
       The couple assumed that she was selling drugs and 
       Debated calling the cops, but since they didn't know 
       For sure, they just continued to watch her. 
 
       After a couple of weeks the wife said, 'Honey, have 
       You ever noticed that she only goes up to people with 
       Boom boxes and other electronic devices?' 
 
       He hadn't -- and said so. 
 
       Then she said, 'Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and 
       Our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can 
       Find out what she's really doing.' 
 
       Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife 
       Was almost hopping up & down with anticipation when 
       She saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave. 
 
       The man then walked up the beach and met his wife at 
       The road. 
 
       'Well, Is she selling drugs?' she asked excitedly. 
 
       'No, she's not,' he said, enjoying this probably more 
       Than he should have. 
 
       'Well, what is it then? What does she do ?' his wife 
       Fairly shrieked. 
 
       The man grinned and said, 'She's a battery 
       Salesperson.' 
 
       'Batteries?' cried the wife. 
       'Yes ...' he replied - 
 
 
 
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       OOOOH - You're gonna dislike me for this - but it will 
       Make your day !!!  And I bet you forward it. 
 
 
 
 
 
       'She sells C cells down by the seashore'
 
 
       I know you are laughing!!!