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  A quickie, as told by Father H.

Two young ladies at college were having a chat about a first blind date that one had experienced: 

Tiffany:  How was your blind date?

Heather:  I thought it was awful.

Tiffany:  Why, what happened? 

Heather:  Well, first of all, he showed up in a 1932 Rolls Royce. 

Tiffany:  So?  That's great!  He has a very valuable antique!  What's wrong with that? 

Heather:  Well I asked him how he bought it.  He said, 'I bought it new.'