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A 'heads up' warning for all men who may be regular Home Depot customers.  Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.  Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.  Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works:

Two very hot 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk.  They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.  It is impossible not to look.  When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot.  You agree and they get in the backseat.  On the way, they start undressing.  Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your Wallet.

I had my wallet stolen January 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, &24th 29th.  Also March 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful.

 

P.S.  Walmart has wallets on sale $2.99 each.

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Uploaded by: MSgtMackel
Category: Guides & Advice
Date: 06/28/08
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Description: Warning to the wise and unwise!!!!1

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IBSTYLN's avatar by IBSTYLN Sun Jun 29 21:49:25 PDT 2008 (3 months ago)

Time to stock up on wallets!

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