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CHINESE FORTUNE COOKIES:
- Jibs so far:
- 7
- Jabs so far:
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CHINESE FORTUNE
COOKIES:
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Virginity like bubble,
One prick, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car
Get tired.
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Man who run behind car
Get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket
Feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano,
Wise man give wife upright organ.
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Man who walk through
Airport turnstile sideways
Going to Bangkok
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass
Should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes
Get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong:
Man with four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth!
But next to best thing on earth.
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War does not determine who is right,
War determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse
Soon find him in cathouse.
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Man who fight with wife all day
Get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib,
But one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell,
Bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet
Is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should
Change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well,
Often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in church
Sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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Virginity like bubble,
One prick, all gone.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who run in front of car
Get tired.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who run behind car
Get exhausted.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man with hand in pocket
Feel cocky all day.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Foolish man give wife grand piano,
Wise man give wife upright organ.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who walk through
Airport turnstile sideways
Going to Bangkok
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who scratch ass
Should not bite fingernails.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*
Man who eat many prunes
Get good run for money.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Baseball is wrong:
Man with four balls cannot walk.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Panties not best thing on earth!
But next to best thing on earth.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
War does not determine who is right,
War determine who is left.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Wife who put husband in doghouse
Soon find him in cathouse.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fight with wife all day
Get no piece at night.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
It take many nails to build crib,
But one screw to fill it.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who drive like hell,
Bound to get there.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who stand on toilet
Is high on pot.
*~*~*~* ~ *~*~* ~ *~*~*
Man who live in glass house should
Change clothes in basement.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fish in other man's well,
Often catch crabs.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fart in church
Sit in own pew.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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Comments (Add Comment)
Anybody else get hungry for some Chinese food? Some beef with Chinese vegetables would taste good right now!
replyI'll have Sesame Chicken!!
replyWoman who fly airplane upside down bound to have crack up ;-)
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