Jibs so far:

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Jabs so far:

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NONSMOKERS ...do it without huffing and puffing.

NURSES ... call the shots.

O

OCEANOGRAPHERS ... do it down under.

OPERATORS ... do it person - to - person.

OPTOMETRISTS ... do it face - to - face.

P

PAINTERS ... do it with long strokes.

PARAMEDICS & PHOTOGRAPHERS ... do it with a flash.

PHYSICISTS ... do it with uniform harmonic motion.

PILOTS ... keep it up longer.

PLUMBERS ... do it under the sink.

POLICEMEN ... like big busts.

POLITICIANS ... do it for 4 years, then they have to get re - erected.

POSTMEN ... come slower.

PRINTERS ... do it without wrinkling the sheets.

PROCTOLOGISTS ... do it in the end.

PROFESSORS ... do it by the book.

R

RACERS ... like to come in first.

RACQUETBALL PLAYERS ... do it off the wall.

RADIO and TV ANNOUNCERS ... broadcast it.

REAL ESTATE AGENTS ... know all the prime spots.

RECYCLERS ... use it again...and again...

REPAIRMEN ... can fix any thing.

REPORTERS ... do it daily.

RESEARCHERS ... are still looking for it.

RETAILERS ... move their merchandise.

ROOFERS ... do it on top.

RUNNERS ... get into more pants.

S

SAILOR ... like to be blown.

SALESPEOPLE ... have away with their tongues.

SCIENTISTS ... discovered it.

SECRETARIES ... do it from 9 to 5.

SKYDIVERS ... are good till the last drop.

SOCCER PLAYERS ... have leather balls.

SPEECH PATHOLOGISTS ... are oral specialists.

SPELUNKERS ... do it underground.

SPORTSCASTERS ... like instant replays.

STEWARDESSES ... do it in the air.

STUDENTS ... use their heads.

SURGEONS ... are smooth operators.

T

TAILORS ... make it fit.

TAXI DRIVERS ... do it all over town.

TAXIDERMISTS ... mount anything.

TELEPHONE CO. EMPLOYEES ... let their finger do the waking.

TELLERS ... can handle all deposits and withdrawals.

TENNIS PLAYERS ... have fuzzy balls.

TRUCKERS ... have bigger dipsticks.

TRUCKERS ... carry bigger loads.

TYPISTS ... do it in triplicate.

V

VEGETARIANS ... like to do it in the bushes.

VETERINARIANS ... are p_ssy lovers.

VETERANS ... like to blow things up.

VOLLEYBALL PLAYERS ... keep it up.

W

WAITRESSES ... serve it piping hot.

WATER SKIERS ... come down harder.

WELDERS ... have hotter rods.

WRESTLERS ... know the best holds.

WRITERS ... have novel ways.

Z

ZOOLOGISTS ... do it with animal instinct.