Jibs so far:

3

Jabs so far:

0

A

ACCOUNTANTS ...are good with fingers.

ACTORS ... do it on cue.

ADVERTISERS ... use the "new, improved" method.

AMBULANCE DRIVERS ...come quicker.

ANSI ... does it in the standard way.

ARCHEOLOGIST ... like it old.

ARCHITECTS ... have great plans.

ARTIST ... are exhibitionists.

ASSEMBLY LINEWORKERS ... do it over and over.

ASTRONOMERS ... do it with URANUS.

ATTORNEYS ... make better motions.

AUDITORS ... like to examine figures.

B

BABYSITTERS ... charge by the hour.

BALIFFS ... always come to order.

BAKERS ... kneads it daily.

BAND MEMBERS ... play all night.

BANKERS ... do it with interest - penalty for early withdrawal.

BARBERS ... do it with shear pleasure.

BARTENDERS ... do it on the rocks.

BASEBALL PLAYERS ... make it to first base.

BASKETBALL PLAYERS ... score more often.

BEEKEEPERS ... like to eat their honey.

BEER BREWERS ... do it with more hops.

BEER DRINKERS ... get more head.

BICYCLISTS ... do it with 10 speeds.

BOOKKEEPERS ... do it with double entry.

BOSSES ... delegate the task to others.

BOWLERS ... have bigger balls.

BRICK LAYERS ... lay all day.

BRIDGE PLAYERS ... try to get a rubber.

BUS DRIVERS ... come early and pull out on time.

BUTCHERS ... have better meat.

C

C'BERS ... do it on the air.

CAMPERS ... do it in a tent.

CARPENTERS ... hammer it harder.

CARPET LAYERS ... do it on the floor.

CHEERLEADERS ... do it with more enthusiasm.

CHEMISTS ... like to experiment.

CHESS PLAYERS ... check their mates.

CLOCK MAKERS ... do it mechanically.

CLOWNS ... do it for laughs.

COACHES ... whistle while they're doing it.

COBOL PROGRAMMERS ... do it with bugs.

COCKTAIL WAITRESSES ... serve highballs.

COMPUTER GAME PLAYERS ... just can't stop.

COMPUTER OPERATORS ... get the most out of their software.

CONSTRUCTION WORKERS ... lay a better fundation.

CONSULTANTS ... tell others how to do it.

COPS ... have bigger guns.

COWBOYS ... handle anything horny.

COWGIRLS ... like to ride bareback.

CRANE OPERATORS ... have swinging balls.

CREDIT MANAGERS ... always collect.

D

DANCERS ... do it in leaps and bounds.

DEADHEADS ... do it with Jerry.

DEER HUNTERS ... will do anything for a buck.

DENTAL HYGIENISTS ... do it till it hurts.

DENTIST ... do it in your mouth.

DETECTIVES ... do it undercover.

DIETICANS ... eat better.

DIVERS ... do it deeper.

DOCTORS ... do it with patience.

DRUGGISTS ... fill your prescription.

DRUMMERS ... do it in 4/4 time.

DRYWALLERS ... are better hangers.

E

ELECTRICIANS ... check your shorts.

ENGINEERS ... charge by the hour.

EXECUTIVES ... have large staffs.

F

FARMERS ... spread it around.

FIREMEN ... are always in heat.

FISHERMEN ... are proud of their rods.

FOOTBALL PLAYERS ... are measured by the yard.

FOUR - WHEELERS ... eat more bush.

FURRIERS ... appreciate good beaver.

G

GARBAGEMEN ... come twice a week.

GARDENERS ... have 50 foot hoses.

GAS STATION ATTENDANTS ... pump all day.

GEOLOGISTS ... are great explorers.

GOLFERS ... do it in 18 holes.

GYMNASTS ... mount and dismount well.

H

HACKERS ... do it with fewer instructions.

HAIRDRESSERS ... give the best blow jobs.

HAM OPERATORS ... do it with frequency.

HANDYMEN ... like good screws.

HEWLETT PACKARD ... does it with precision.

HORSE BACK RIDERS ... stay in the saddle longer.

HUNTERS ... do it with a bang.

I

INSURANCE SALESMEN ... are premium lovers.

INTERIOR DECORATORS ... do it all over the house.

INVENTORS ... find a way.

J

JANITORS ... cleanup afterwards.

JEWELERS ... mount real gems.

JOGGERS ... do it on the run.

L

LANDSCAPERS ... plant it deeper.

LAWYERS ... do it in their briefs.

LIBRABIANS ... do it quietly.

LOCKSMITHS ... can get into anything.

LONG DISTANCE RUNNERS ... last longer.

M

MACHINISTS ... make the best screws.

MAGICIANS ... are quicker than the eye.

MAINTENCE MEN ... sweep 'em off their feet.

MANAGERS ... supervise others.

MARKETING REPs ... do it on commission.

MILKMEN ... deliver twice a week.

MILLIONAIRES ... pay to have it done.

MINERS ... sink deeper shafts.

MINISTERS ... do it on Sundays.

MISSILE MEN ... have better thrust.

MODELS ... do it in any position.

MODEM MANUFACTORS ... do it with all sorts of charactors.

MOTOR CYCLISTS ... like something hot between their legs.

MOVIE STARS ... do it on film.

MUSICIANS ... do it with rhythm.