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It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.
During a visit to the mental hospital a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which determined whether or not a person should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty
the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty
the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
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Date:
03/24/06
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Description:
the obvious can escape us
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Comments (Add Comment)
:-D :-D
reply:-D
reply:-D :-D VERY GOOD JOKE!! :-D :-D
replyeh, normalcy is overrated anyway :-) bring on the rubber room!
reply:-D Looks like I'll be staying a while.......
replyeven with the teaspoon...you all did better than me... I asked what they were fillin' it with...and if they would mind using gold fish in chocolate milk so that I could chase the little fisheys around the tub as I sipped all the milk out with a straw! 8-| ;-) :-D
reply:-( i would have said bucket! take me away! :-D :-D :-D
replyYou Got Me! 8-| :-D
reply:-D :-D
replyUm .... I'll take the one by the window, thank you!! :-D :-D :-D
reply:-O Use your brain :-D :-D :-D
reply"this sounds like many of my ex-patients" :-D
reply:-* :-* :-* :-* YEEEE HAAAA THERE IS A BED SHORTAGE SOOOOOOOOOOO WE ARE SHARING!!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN I AM SANE?? :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
replyI'll just have to quietly sit in the corner! :-D
reply"Hell most of the morons with pick up and tip the tub over" :-D
replyIs it time for my meds?
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