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Mike and Steve are talking about their respective weekends when the subject of picking up ladies pops up.

I must say I'm doing fine in that department," says Mike. "This weekend I hooked up with that new secretary Jenny Smith."

"Jenny Smith !" Steve exclaims, "What happened ?"

"Let's just say I got lucky."

"I've heard about Jenny," Steve says, "and I wouldn't call it lucky."

"I would," Mike says smugly.

"In that case," Steve replies, "you're the luckiest man with herpes I know."