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The Pope was finishing his sermon and ended it with the Latin phrase, "Tuti Hominus" -- Blessed be mankind.

A women's rights group approached the Pope the next day. They said, "We notice that you blessed all mankind, but not womankind."

The next day, after His sermon, the Pope concluded by saying,

"Tuti Hominus et tuti Feminus." Blessed be mankind and womankind.

The next day the gay - rights group approached the Pope. They said they noticed that he blessed mankind and womankind and ask if he could also bless all the homosexuals. The Pope said, "Sure."

The next day Pope concluded his sermon with:

"Tuti hominus et Tuti Feminus et Tuti Fruity."