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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, "SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD."  WELL.... YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.

 I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.   I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA,WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO. 

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

 UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL. 'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE. 

'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.

 HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?' 

'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED. 

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

 

THEN,

THAT UGLY,

 

OLD,

 

BALD,

 

WRINKLED,

 

FAT ASS,

 

GRAY-HAIRED,

 

DECREPIT

 

SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,

 
 
 

'WHAT DID YOU TEACH ???'

 

(ps...this is not MY personal story!!! LOL)