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Uploaded by: Black_Bart
Category: Ethnic
Date: 03/23/06
Views: 1,606
Description: We have all had these days with our computers. I just wish I spoke german so i could undertstand what he was saying.

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TexarkanaBaby's avatar by TexarkanaBaby Fri Mar 24 02:38:45 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

No translator needed...he's saying "Bill Gates I just love your Windows Products because they are so reliable it makes me crazy"!! :-D :-D :-D :-D

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Chief_Tuna's avatar by Chief_Tuna Fri Mar 24 03:05:31 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-O 8-| :-@ :-D

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schlimme's avatar by schlimme Fri Mar 24 05:38:30 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

8-|major meltdown! :-D :-D :-D

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MaryRae5150's avatar by MaryRae5150 Thu Mar 30 11:14:52 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D 8-|

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mistress_aerin's avatar by mistress_aerin Thu Mar 30 12:42:30 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D My daughter, age 7 and a "sage" ;-). Informed Me I needed to get off of this before I gave our computer nightmares, LOL. From what I gathered in listening. I think he is complaining it is slow. That he is positive that is its problem, LOL. I think therapy and some medication might help him in the future... ;-)

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hannijosh's avatar by hannijosh Sun Jul 01 02:34:48 PDT 2007 (14 months ago)

of course it a PC...wouldn't happen if he was on a Mac!!!! :D That's what he get for playing with Gates!!!

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ancilwaynesmith's avatar by ancilwaynesmith Sun Jul 22 21:36:00 PDT 2007 (13 months ago)

All I can say is,"been there,done that!!" Not quite that bad though,computers can be wonderful things when they work,but a major pain when they don't.I feel sorry for this kid,her needs help.

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ancilwaynesmith's avatar by ancilwaynesmith Sun Jul 22 21:37:40 PDT 2007 (13 months ago)

I ment to say HE need help!!!

STEVE"O"'s avatar by STEVE"O" Thu Aug 09 22:51:59 PDT 2007 (12 months ago)

Actually, this kids elevator does not go to the top floor,or a few sandwiches shy of a picnic!!Oh yes its all in german!Another Hitler perhaps?

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karimneo's avatar by karimneo Tue Dec 11 05:31:42 PST 2007 (8 months ago)

what the hell is that

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slj88's avatar by slj88 Mon May 12 14:14:54 PDT 2008 (3 months ago)

Okayb whatever that game is I want to play it.

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