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A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a Party & invited all of his buddies & neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only Black man in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating Shrimp, oysters, BBQ & flirting with all the women. ? At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10ft man-eating gator In my pool & I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in. ? The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash & every-one turned around & saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy was fighting the gator & kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing the Gator in the eyes with his thumbs,throwing punches, head butts & Choke holds,biting the gator on the tail & flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning & splashing everywhere. Both Leroy & the gator were screaming & raising hell. ? Finally Leroy strangled the gator & let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. ? Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.Finally the host says,Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars. No, that's okay. ? I don't want it,said Leroy.The rich man said,Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?' No thanks. I don't want it,' answered Leroy.The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something.That was amazing. ? How about a new Porsche,a Rolex & some stock options?Again Leroy said no. Confused, the rich man asked,Well, Leroy, then what do you want?' Leroy said,I want the name of the?S.O.B. who pushed me in the pool! ?