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Twenty Dollars
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TWENTY DOLLARS
On their wedding night, the young bride approached
On their wedding night, the young bride approached
Her new
husband and asked for $20.00 for their
first
Lovemaking
encounter. In his highly aroused state,
Her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they
Her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they
Made love,
for more than 30 years,
With him
thinking that it was a
Cute way for her to afford new clothes
Cute way for her to afford new clothes
And other
incidentals that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was
Surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that
His employer was going through a process of corporate
Downsizing, and he had been let go. It was
Arriving home around noon one day, she was
Surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that
His employer was going through a process of corporate
Downsizing, and he had been let go. It was
Unlikely
that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find
Another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been
Another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been
Earning, and
therefore, they were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which
Showed more than thirty years of steady deposits
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which
Showed more than thirty years of steady deposits
And interest
totalling nearly $1 million. Then she
Showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank
Showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank
Which were
worth over $2 million, and informed him that they
Were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
She explained that for the more than three decades
Were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
She explained that for the more than three decades
She had
'charged' him for sex, these holdings
had
Multiplied
and these were the
Results of her savings and investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments
Worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could
Barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out,
Results of her savings and investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments
Worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could
Barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out,
'If I'd had
any idea what you were doing,
I would have
given you all my business!'
That's when she shot him.
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when
To keep their mouths shut!
That's when she shot him.
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when
To keep their mouths shut!
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