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Sex, Lies and Barbara Walters

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Uploaded by: jamesal
Date: 05/16/08
Views: 1,549
Description: From those nutty guys & gals at barelypolitical.com

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silentwolf's avatar by silentwolf Sat May 17 05:26:55 PDT 2008 (2 months ago)

Oh Babs you are a naughty girl....just had to kiss 'n tell, didn't ya? Jib

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mark1800's avatar by mark1800 Sat May 17 07:04:14 PDT 2008 (2 months ago)

Very Funny

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CaseAce's avatar by CaseAce Sat May 17 07:08:18 PDT 2008 (2 months ago)

Jewish gals are notorious meat-smokers, but then, this shouldn't come as news.

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CaseAce's avatar by CaseAce Sat May 17 07:10:43 PDT 2008 (2 months ago)

Baba WaWa, thanks to her in-depth "Audition" release, is now being called Baba WowWow!

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vsatter1's avatar by vsatter1 Sat May 17 08:50:30 PDT 2008 (2 months ago)

JIB!

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mileslong's avatar by mileslong Sat May 17 15:51:00 PDT 2008 (2 months ago)

Oh that is sooooooo creepy. funny, kinda...

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blw866's avatar by blw866 Sat May 17 17:58:01 PDT 2008 (2 months ago)

Great minds think alike! *jibs*

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benjaminwolf's avatar by benjaminwolf Mon May 19 12:45:51 PDT 2008 (2 months ago)

Yes, Babs is a naughty girl!

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pizano's avatar by pizano Thu May 22 16:52:02 PDT 2008 (2 months ago)

A little lisp never hurt anyone!

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NOYFB's avatar by NOYFB Sat May 24 20:38:35 PDT 2008 (2 months ago)

hay i like barbara she is a damm good reporter a classy lady and she had rosie canned so why r u makeing her out 2 be a tramp, bill clinton made a lot of history in the oval office not 2 mention under it and your stressing something that happend 35 years ago? sorry but this is border line racist & sexist. jab

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jamesal's avatar by jamesal Mon May 26 13:07:05 PDT 2008 (8 weeks ago)

Thanks o enlightened one. Since you seem to be so determined to tell everybody else why the jokes they post suck so much, how smart you are and your incredible grasp on history & culture.......why dont you try posting one yourself and show us all whats cool. Then we can come be obnoxious on your jokebox too. =)

NOYFB's avatar by NOYFB Tue May 27 23:10:02 PDT 2008 (8 weeks ago)

your pathetic jamesal frist i dont have 2 prove anything 2 u, second i dont tell everybody's jokeboxes they suck just the one's that do, third what u made was not only offensive and stupid but made almost no sence at all, so were do u get your history from? and finally if u can't take criticism that just show's what a little emo u r, so dig me ditch cry me a river or better yet try growing a pair unless your a women in that case try tieing a knot in it, couse the only joke on here that is semi funny is YOU. obnoxious enough 4 ya =)

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jamesal's avatar by jamesal Wed May 28 12:20:13 PDT 2008 (8 weeks ago)

Reply below.

jamesal's avatar by jamesal Wed May 28 12:17:54 PDT 2008 (8 weeks ago)

Thanks and yes, it was very obnoxious. At least I know who I'm dealing with now. Your not an A-hole, just a flake and thats ok. Remember to try to use correct grammar and punctuation, it will give your deranged rants more gravitas. If you bring this up in group therapy tell everyone I said hello! =) Also Jibjab has a help tab if you need help learning how to post a joke on this site. Good luck!

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NOYFB's avatar by NOYFB Wed May 28 16:38:34 PDT 2008 (8 weeks ago)

No, that's the thing, you don't know me at all nor would you ever want to find out. First of all, my intelligence far exceeds yours, which doesn't say much:). As far as my, and its pronounced, proper grammer by the way, is the only thing you can attack,then I'm sorry. Its just when writing to idiots, I tend not to proof read my replies. A flake, you say? I'll tell you what, whoever made this dreck is a lunatic and a pompous as$ who is an undereducated buffoon who can't take honest criticism and loves to hear himself talk oh wait thats's you isn't it? I like how you know so much about group therapy,how many groups have you been thrown out of? Oh, I think I know why you're upset. At least I hope. Did I take one of your little girl scout merit badges away? I'm not the only one who jabbed this pos, just the only one who commented. However, I wish it were me, I would have loved to have seen the look on your face when you realized the simplicity of all of this all, you're not an A-hole, you're a whole as$! PS: thanks for your, lets just say advice about posting a joke, if I ever do, please send me a picture of yourself. I think I know what I could critique about it. Unfortunately, that might take awhile because,unlike you, I don't live in my mother's basement. I actually have a life. Maybe you should try getting one as well. Good luck with that, you're clearly going to need it.

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NOYFB's avatar by NOYFB Wed May 28 16:53:46 PDT 2008 (8 weeks ago)

ps. please respond im not someone who like's watching decent people fail at anything, however i just love watching little big mouth emo's like you fall flat on there as$es!

jamesal's avatar by jamesal Wed May 28 18:30:23 PDT 2008 (8 weeks ago)

Thanks for your input, you are very entertaining. I have been a member of this site for a few years and once in a while I get a bone head who makes obnoxious comments just to make them. Clearly you are not one of these people, you are just passionate about your flaky views and thats ok. Also modern English is based on old English, so there are multiple ways to spell common words. Just an FYI, "grammar" is the original. Use Google, it will open up worlds for you.

NOYFB's avatar by NOYFB Wed May 28 19:41:19 PDT 2008 (8 weeks ago)

you've been on the site a couple of years and this is the best u can do phhh, and you think google is were you learn how to speak proper English.ok i must have been going all wrong about this i mean i learned English when i was in school, while i was in kindergarten to be precise, hmm but your idea is sooo much better. than u say i have flaky views when was the last time u actually thought about what u post or say no wait one secound thought never mind that's clearly were u got your fecal ideas 2 begin with, ok just 4 the record u did say you have been on this site a few of years u know getting a life might be a better use of your time just fyi.ps. my boy you are one of the four (1) a pompous as$, (2) running out of funny insults to shout at me (3) you foget that your not the smartest person in the world and haveing been upstaged you have become a little emo about it, (4th) and the most likely candiadate, all of the above, and that's ok.pps i think u mean 2 say just fyi, not just an FYI and your preaching 2 me about how to speak English perhaps u should follow your own advice although im not 2 sure that's going 2 get u very far in life but than again this is why u r the one who is enertaining me pal not the other way around.

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jamesal's avatar by jamesal Wed May 28 22:22:12 PDT 2008 (8 weeks ago)

Your use of language has convinced me that I'm not dealing with an adult. So at this point I'm just going to block you and say bye. No hard feelings and I wish you the best of luck. There are better sites for you out there to argue with people on(Nickelodeon). Use your time constructively. Take care.

PO172's avatar by PO172 Fri May 30 16:53:52 PDT 2008 (7 weeks ago)

Definately a JAB! Not very funny or nice. But, based on some of your replies above,it doesn't appear you like any criticism and get rather nasty about it. NOYFB hit the nail on the head about a lot of things and,even though I don't like insults or obscene language, it appears that you were acting like the flake who needed to go to Nickelodon. You can't put stuff on a public site and not expect honest criticism.

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jamesal's avatar by jamesal Fri May 30 20:36:40 PDT 2008 (7 weeks ago)

Thanks newcomer and welcome! Is this your first comment? I'm honored! Seriously NOYFB do you think we don't know who you are? Look, lets just imagine this never happened and get on with life. You can jab the jokes all you like but you are being monitored. So how about we play nice? Please go away.

JimCervasi's avatar by JimCervasi Tue Jun 17 12:29:36 PDT 2008 (5 weeks ago)

I loved it! Now, if you watch the View on ABC and Barbara is on, you think all crazy, nasty things about her.

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