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The Reporter and the General

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 Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children..

Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!!

This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation..

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting..

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range..

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm..

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers..

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended..

You gotta love the Marines!

AMERICA , THE HOME OF THE FREE BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE!!

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Date: 05/16/08
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jimgent2001's avatar by jimgent2001 Sat May 17 21:56:52 PDT 2008 (2 months ago)

Urban legend. See snopes.com

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Lalla's avatar by Lalla Sun May 18 07:05:01 PDT 2008 (2 months ago)

Jokes don't have to be real events, just funny.

schlimme's avatar by schlimme Sun May 18 15:31:44 PDT 2008 (2 months ago)

yes. made me grin.

Haha

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