Jibs so far:

1

Jabs so far:

2

1. you pronouce Hammond without the "d"

2. you pronounce Hobart  as though the "a" were an "e"

3. you finally realize that ther isnt a thing to do in Portage.

4. you drive one or more counties away to save 9 cents on gas.

5. you think that NWI should be its own state.

6. you refer to South Haven as the Have.

7. you spend too much time on the internet.

8. you tend to get too much sleep an then complain about not getting enough.

and finally you complan about Northwest Indiana.