Jibs so far:

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Jabs so far:

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  The good thing about working here - If  you need assistance smiling, there's always help! 

'I swear a Big Doberman busted in and just tore the  place up....'

There's no explaining Love.

'Hi! Will you be my friends?!'

 How to tell when its time to make your kids sleep in their own bed....

Mad Skills....

Ace Ventura, Pet Sniffer!

 'Uh, cat? What cat?'

Peace

 'Harlem Globetrotters here I  come'

  'Aggghhhh!  Someone dial 911, I'm being mauled by a troll!'

Par-tay, Par-tay, Par-tay!

'Ahhh, the fresh, relaxing aroma of feet.......'

Life is short!  Break the rules!   
Forgive  quickly!  Kiss slowly!
Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably..
And  never regret anything that made you smile.