A wife's revenge
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The wife came home just in time to find her
husband in bed with another woman.
With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the
stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed in the back yard
and put his Wiener in a vice. She then secured it tightly and
removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw.
The husband was terrified, and screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not
going to cut it off, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her
husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm going to set the shed on fire.
You do whatever you have to."
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