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           What a Hoot!               

     I was a very happy man.  My lovely girlfriend and I had been dating for almost a year and we decided to get married.

     There was only one thing that bothered me.....it was her attractive younger sister.  My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore tight short skirts and generally went braless.  I was sure it was deliberate.

     One afternoon her "little" sister called and asked me to come over and view the wedding invitations.

     She was alone when I arrived.  As we were looking at the invitations, she leaned over and whispered to me that she had feelings and desires toward me that she just couldn't control.  She begged me to make love to her just once before I committed the rest of my life to her sister.

     Well, I was in total SHOCK!  I could not say a word when she whispered, "I'm going upstairs now, and if you want to make sweet love to me, just follow me up to my room.

     I was stunned and stood frozen for a few seconds before racing to the door, flinging it open and running outside to my car.

     Lo and behold, my entire future family were standing outside and they were all clapping with gusto!

     With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "we are all so happy that you passed out little test.  Now that we know you will be true to our daughter, we'd all like to welcome you to our family."

     Now, the moral of this story is......

     Always keep your condoms in your car.