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The Wongs

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              THE WONGS

  

     Sue Wong marries Lee Wong.  The next year, they are in the birthing center of city hospital where Sue has just given birth to their first child.

  

     The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy but DEFINITELY caucasion, white baby boy.

  

     "Well," said the smiling nurse, "what are you going to name this beautiful baby?"

 

     The puzzled father, after looking the baby over very carefully, replies.....

 

     "Well, two Wongs don't make a white so I guess we'll name him.....

  

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Are you ready for this?

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SUM TING WONG!

  

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Uploaded by: Silver Rose
Category: Men & Women
Date: 05/13/08
Views: 284
Description: There's a White way and a Wong way.

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pizano's avatar by pizano Tue May 13 09:47:25 PDT 2008 (8 weeks ago)

Suzie, you got some 'splainin' to do! ;-)

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JimCervasi's avatar by JimCervasi Tue May 13 23:31:42 PDT 2008 (8 weeks ago)

Is this an episode from "Lost"? There's always something going "wong" on that crazy island.

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schlimme's avatar by schlimme Wed May 14 06:10:56 PDT 2008 (7 weeks ago)

aaauuuuurrrggggg!!!!!! :-D!

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mark1800's avatar by mark1800 Wed May 14 06:54:02 PDT 2008 (7 weeks ago)

There Are No Phone Books in China Because There Are So Many Wings & Wongs That You Might Wing A Wong Number

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barbikins's avatar by barbikins Wed May 14 12:24:34 PDT 2008 (7 weeks ago)

Love the joke and great comment! ;-)

mgaberseck's avatar by mgaberseck Wed May 14 15:40:44 PDT 2008 (7 weeks ago)

An oldie but goody ;-) jibs

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