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A pirate whalked into a bar and the bartender said, ' Hey, I
haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look
terible.'
'What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel
fine.'
Bartender, 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.' Pirate, 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.' Bartender says, 'Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?' Pirate says, 'We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really.' Bartender says, 'What about that eye patch?' Pirate says, 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them crapped right in my eye.' 'You're kidding,' said the bartender, 'You lost an eye just from bird crap.' Pirate says, 'It was my first day with the hook!” |
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I don't want to know what happened when he tried to wipe ;-) jibbed
replyWonder if it's good or bad on hemorrhoids!