Jibs so far:

7

Jabs so far:

0

Compared with Gasoline......

Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29..............$10.32 per gallon

Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19.............$9.52 per gallon

Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 ................. $10.17 per gallon

Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 ............ $10.00 per gallon

Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 ............... $33.60 per gallon

Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 ............. $178.13 per gallon

Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 ..............$123.20 per gallon

Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ................... $25.42 per gallon

Scope ! 1.5 oz $0.99 .................. $84.48 per gallon

Evian water 9 oz $1.49..,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,$21.19 per gallon

Ever wonder why printers are so cheap? So they have you hooked for the ink.

Cost of ink .................................. $5,200 a gallon

(five thousand, two hundred dollars)

So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on water, Scope, Whiteout, Pepto Bismol, Nyquil or God forbid, Printer Ink!

(Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your next trip to the pump!)